enjoy installment #4 below... all quotes from when Crystal was pregnant:
*We just weren't able to fit comfortably on the couch anymore like we used to and Crystal said:
Crystal: “there’s just a lot more of me to fit”
*We were just chillin out on the beach...
me: “I’m gonna roll over on my stomach”
Crystal: “yeah, I’m gonna lay on my stomach next year.”
*we were taking a walk & i had just casually mentioned someone being my hero...
Crystal: (indignant!) "WHAT!!?? I’m not your hero!?? I BETTER be your hero after I push a kid out my hoo ha for you!"